JOB POSTING
HELP WANTED. Residents of the State of New York are looking for qualified applicants for governor and state legislature. Must be able to add or use a calculator, get things done in a timely manner and be responsible for their actions. Excellent salary, fringe benefits and perks. Previous experience not acceptable.
Identifying characteristics of the job: Cannot get budgets in on time for 20 years costing state taxpayers millions in interest and school budget delays. Create, expand and mandate statewide programs and send the bill to local governments to pay. Limit collection resources available to local municipalities to pay for new mandated services such as increasing sales tax because it is called STATE sales tax and might shift blame from locals to the state. Ignore local government requests to limit mandates and put the locals in their place by expanding programs further when they complain too loudly. Take Federal Aid targeted for county and local municipality relief and keep it to yourself to cover the financial disasters you have created thereby forcing local governments to raise local and school property taxes at astronomical rates year after year and take the heat for your decisions. Notify localities to stop paying into their employees state retirement system so that three years later you can send them a bill for triple the original payment to keep them off balance and in trouble with their own employees. And always smile and say it's all those other guys in Albany that are to blame.
Reason for job posting?
Present candidates are too good at their job.
Posted by donburnshomepage
at 9:06 AM EDT
