Winter's back. Being in the northeast our "Darkside" knows it was bound to happen. It always has. Just that we were not hoping for so much of it. Right now it's 5 below and dropping.
Deep down inside I think every northeasterner wishes for winter to behave according to some sort of schedule. Like start December 1st. End January 15th. And in between stay a balmy 31 degrees so we can get skiing, skating and snowmobiling out of our systems, have a white Christmas, a frosty New Year with appropriate spirits to keep us warm and then go play a round golf in 70 degree weather on January 16th at the local course.
It originally started with the "Indian Summer Myth" which says if the snow melts for one day in November, Spring is just around the corner and so we promptly go out half naked and try to catch pneumonia to prove "we believe".
Sometime between mid and late January the thermometer will peak above 32 degrees for a day. We will promptly lose our minds again with "January Thaw Fever". We'll start cleaning our golf clubs, getting out our summer clothes and maybe even go out in the garage and fire up the lawn mower just "to see". This is all in preparation for "February Cabin Fever" and "March Mud Days" which we really believe won't happen this year. It all ends April First when we regain our senses, declare ourselves to be fools and go out and play in the sleet and rain and vow not to be so easily misled next year.
We can't help it. We were born to it, raised on it and some might say we even relish the misery of it. We believe it builds "character" and shows we are "commited". The unfrozen world believes we are "characters" and need to be "committed". I guess what you see just depends on where you sit.
Posted by donburnshomepage
at 10:27 PM EST