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Friday, October 8, 2004



President said we needed to invade Iraq "because" Saddam Hussein had WMD's, which he did not have.

Then we needed to invade Iraq because Saddam Hussein "might" be able to make WMD's which apparently he couldn't or he would've.

Then we needed to invade Iraq because "if" Saddam could have made WMD's which he couldn't so he didn't, but if he had'em, he'd have used 'em.

Now they finally seem to have got it right.

The President "imagined" if Saddam "thought" he could've gotten WMD's , he'd have used 'em, but he couldn't, so he didn't. Therefore we needed to invade.

Perfectly clear.


Posted by donburnshomepage at 7:29 AM EDT
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Thursday, October 7, 2004



The debates have started. I was afraid that would happen.

It means we're going to base our decision about who runs the country on whose prettier, wittier and has the better set of handlers.

'Course I suppose you have to use some set of criteria and it beats smoke filled rooms and cheap political hacks making that decision for us.

At least now we have choreographed stage productions and expensive political hacks manipulating us to their decision. I guess I wouldn't mind so much if it weren't for the bill that always follows the show.


Posted by donburnshomepage at 11:50 PM EDT
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Tuesday, October 5, 2004



It just gets curiouser and curioser.

Had a friend point out to me today that VP Cheney has been criticized in the news for stating "if the US elects the wrong man, there will be a terrorist attack".

In 2000, George Bush was elected and we were attacked by terrorists.

Is the vice president saying the wrong man was elected?


Posted by donburnshomepage at 10:09 AM EDT
Updated: Tuesday, October 5, 2004 10:58 AM EDT
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Friday, September 24, 2004



Here we go again. It doesn't seem possible that another hurricane could be lining up to hit Florida but here comes Jeanne.

Floridians have got to be feeling like the ducks lined up in the rifle range at a carnival shootout. For those of us in the North who periodically get smitten by the "let's move to Florida bug" this has got to be the wakeup call of the century. Of course there will be a lot of cheap places available for sale later this Fall and it is warm in the winter and it has lots of sand, but so does Iraq and right now based on the devastation it might be hard to tell one from the other.


Posted by donburnshomepage at 7:59 AM EDT
Updated: Friday, September 24, 2004 3:34 PM EDT
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Thursday, September 23, 2004



He's back.

Strange as it may seem Hurricane Ivan that disappeared off the northeast coast seems to have reconstituted his remnants in the Gulf of Mexico and is set to hit Texas and Louisiana.

Sort of puts a new spin on the old saying "when it rains, it pours". With two more Hurricanes waiting in the Atlantic a person has to think twice before trucking off to the Sunshine State these days and with an election coming up we won't be worried about hanging chad this year. Much more concerned with just hanging on.


Posted by donburnshomepage at 10:42 AM EDT
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Tuesday, September 21, 2004



Six weeks ago Kerry was leading in the polls and Bush was in trouble. Six weeks later Bush is in the lead and Kerry's in trouble. Six weeks from now the election will be a tossup and win or lose we'll all be in trouble.



Posted by donburnshomepage at 10:26 PM EDT
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Monday, September 20, 2004



Speaker of the House of Representatives, Republican Dennis Hastert just informed us that al Quaida wants John Kerry to win in November. Now how did he find that out? (I guess he assumes they must be Democrats).

Of course to the average American that probably appears to be true, particularly if you take the short view. After all, the President appears to be taking the battle to the enemy even though since we couldn't get the enemy we wanted we shot up the first one that the President could pronounce.

Meantime, the President has become the recruitment poster child for terrorist networks worldwide and the Iraq that he "liberated" now sucks up our tax dollars, shoots our soldiers and beheads our citizens. So if you take the long view, the President seems to be creating new terrorists faster than he can vanquish them with no end in sight.

All of which begs the question " Why would they want John Kerry when they have George Bush? "


Posted by donburnshomepage at 10:05 AM EDT
Updated: Tuesday, September 21, 2004 7:09 PM EDT
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Friday, September 17, 2004



They are upset in Washington again. This time it's over Iran's (as in next door to Iraq) work on an enrichment plant for nuclear material. The administration fears it is one of the steps on the way to WMD's........ It is.

Iran says they would never do such a thing which is probably not true.........They would.

We need a reason to expand the military, detract public attention from Iraq and at the same time get more troops into the Middle East..........This works.

And their already working on next year's sequel entitled "Pyongyang or Bust".


Posted by donburnshomepage at 3:27 PM EDT
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Thursday, September 16, 2004



When it comes to the government, the way you can tell the bloom is coming off the rose is they form a Commission and make a secret report to "leak" to the media.

Well.....we must be there 'cause there's a secret report and the media knows about it and what it says isn't very rosey. Seems the "democratization" of Iraq is working about as well as the "vietnamization" of Vietnam did.

According to the report, the best we can expect a year from now is "tenuous stability". That's political talk for "send more troops, you're going to be here a while".

Second best is "political fragmentation". That's political talk for "the place is going to come apart at the seams".

The worst scenario is "civil war", which is political talk for "the place is going to come apart at the seams".

For those of you that may wonder what "coming apart at the seams" looks like,............... turn on your tv."


Posted by donburnshomepage at 11:18 AM EDT
Updated: Friday, September 17, 2004 2:55 PM EDT
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Wednesday, September 15, 2004



In the "How To" shows Martha Stewart was something of a leader. Whether you like her or not it's hard to argue with her personal work ethic, even if she may be difficult to work with.

Martha seems to be getting ready to teach us a new "How To" in "Martha Goes to Jail" and it's sequel, "Martha on the Lam". Hopefully we will see taped shows of Martha baking a cake with a file in it, knitting a rope out through the cell window or carving a .38 Special from a bar of soap.

We may even have the makings of a new Reality TV Show, " Doing Time with Martha" where we will see daily tidbits of Martha going over the wall. taking out the screws ( that's prison talk for guards), and baking a broccoli souffle' for the prison boxing team. Gotta beat some of the stuff that's on tv now.


Posted by donburnshomepage at 11:59 PM EDT
Updated: Thursday, September 16, 2004 12:30 AM EDT
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