President Cheney....whoops, I mean vice President Cheney.....has given us the lowdown on our imminent victory in Iraq.
Obviously he has the inside track on such things what with him thinking for the President, but he should take time to explain it to General Abizaid who is our chief honcho in Iraq and who seemed dumbstruck by the revelation. Maybe that's because the closer you get to the explosions the more personal they seem to become and Dick having been in hiding for the past four years is a bit out of touch.
As I've said before, the man needs to get out of the bunker more often. Take a walk without his helmet on, talk to real people for a change, go on vacation in Baghdad. Or, in the alternative he could become a fiction writer.
Posted by donburnshomepage
at 10:50 PM EDT